Compositor B's Rants

Because some unknown guy working in a 17-century printshop should still have a platform to spout off.

Running Novice

Posted by Compositor B on October 1, 2009

A conversation with a running store owner and another customer, proving that I am still a mere wanna-be in the world of distance running:

Customer: “Yeah, that glide really helps stop my foot from chafing raw.”
Owner: “I get real bad chafing on my nipples, so that’s where I lube up real good.”
Me: “HA HA HA! Funny!”
{Two looks of scornful “who is this idiot?”}
Me: “Oops, thought that was a joke…” {awkward silence}
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