Compositor B's Rants

Because some unknown guy working in a 17-century printshop should still have a platform to spout off.

Archive for October, 2009

One of Those Guys…

Posted by Compositor B on October 1, 2009

 You know one of those guys who constantly sends out “humor” emails he thinks are hilarious, things that barely rise to the level of “very slightly amusing” and mostly rate as “three minutes of my life I’ll never get back?”

And furthermore, he sends them at least a month after they’ve been floating around the Net, so you’ve seen them three times already?

You know one of those guys? Well…I think I know about twelve.

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Running Novice

Posted by Compositor B on October 1, 2009

A conversation with a running store owner and another customer, proving that I am still a mere wanna-be in the world of distance running:

Customer: “Yeah, that glide really helps stop my foot from chafing raw.”
Owner: “I get real bad chafing on my nipples, so that’s where I lube up real good.”
Me: “HA HA HA! Funny!”
{Two looks of scornful “who is this idiot?”}
Me: “Oops, thought that was a joke…” {awkward silence}

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